bombing:

i want to hold your dumb hand. your idiot hand that’s incapable of critical thinking. your fucking stupid hand that can’t form one single cognitive thought 

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess)

(Source: humortrain)

artvevo:

nights spent wandering around laundromats and dairies for a photography assignment

(Source: popcornpeachy)

(Source: thegameswelove)

damianmcgintleman:

frenearden:

The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you

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spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

youowethattome:

Reminder that Whatever Happened to… Robot Jones? did this 11 years ago.

(Source: randomscreencap)

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

When “i” is replaced with “we” even illness becomes wellness.

(Source: missmegrose)